Avery is reunited with Jack, but she’s not alone. Meanwhile, Liz and Criss find their relationship strained by gender stereotypes.
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” Mama Mia” Quotes
Len: I guess in the divorce settlement, she got all our friends. I gave my gun to my pastor—you know, in case I get the old gloomies again.
Jack: Milton, I’m your son.
Milton: …
“The Natural Order” Quotes
Liz: Tracy, it costs the show a lot of money when you pull these shenanigans.
Tracy: Don’t patronize me with your Celtic slang, Liz Lemon!
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Liz: Colleen’s in town? If you need a break …
“The Ones” Quotes
Elisa: I get a ring on my finger for one day, and I start acting like Glenn Close in Atracción fatal.
Liz: Oh, that is a whole different title here.
Elisa: Lemon, isn’t there a …
“Jackie Jormp-Jomp” Quotes
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Liz: Excuse me, Mr. ‘Winerslav’—
Jeffrey Weinerslav: It’s pronounced, “Weinerslave”.
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Kenneth: I just don’t trust Mr. Hornberger, sir. He has a ridge on the section of the skull associated with deviousness.
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Jack: You’re dating one of …
“Cutbacks” Quotes
Liz: OK, guys, I just want to say congratulations on our 50th show!
(everyone cheers)
Liz: That’s 50 hours of comedy, over 300 sketches, one unsolved crew death, and an Emmy… Magazine cover story.
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Jack: Uh, Lemon, …
“Apollo, Apollo” Quotes
Tech Support Guy: You called Tech Support?
Jack: I need to see what’s inside that box. If I learned anything from watching 24, you’re gonna want to zoom in and enhance.
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Dennis: What do you …
“The Bubble” Quotes
Jack: That’s it, Kenneth. Don’t you see? You are our ace in the hole.
Kenneth: How dare you?
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Jack: So, how is [Tracy] functioning without you?
Kenneth: Oh, I’m still doing everything for him. Tonight, I …
“The Funcooker” Quotes
Jack: I’m going to pick some random letters from this bag of Scrabble tiles. Let faith choose a name for us.
(picks some letters)
Jack: V, A, G… Why don’t we start over?
(Jack picks some …
“Goodbye, My Friend” Quotes
Frank: Last time I saw my dad, he went out to get the candles for my 4th birthday lasagna and never came back.
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Tracy: I don’t need a birthday, ’cause I buy myself …
“Larry King” Quotes
Tracy: Devil’s Avocado, Larry. I think people should freak the geek out. Withdraw all your money and hide it!
Larry King: Interesting… strategy.
Tracy: It’s what I’ve always done. I hide cash everywhere! At home. …
“St. Valentine’s Day” Quotes
(over the phone with Jonathan in sync with The Lord’s Prayer)
Jack: Our Jonathan who art at the office,
hallowed be my reservation.
If you are able,
hold my table,
at Plunder, as we will not be …
